One day, I opened my match.com account to check if any new hot girls have posted their profiles in my area, I found this letter in my inbox:
"Good DAY!!!
I have decided to write to you and my name is Larisa!
You profile has liked to me.
First of all I want to tell to you that I search for serious relations andI want find that with whom could to live for a long time and happily.
I would like to tell to you a little about myself. I the educated girl, a harmonious body; mine tall 5 ' 7 ", my weight 120 pounds. I cheerful, with good sense of humor. For me it is really necessary soul mate and the reliable friend!
I hope that you will answer me and I ask you to write to me. I would like to send you some pictures myself and I shall be pleased to answer you if you write to me.
I shall wait and hope, that you will not ignore my letter. Thanks!
Yours faithfully,
Larisa
PS I would like to ask you that you wrote to me on email, as I have no a lot of time to be on the Internet."
What do you think, guys, should I take my profile down for this harmonious body?
-- The Camel Rider
A catalogue of dating misadventures... as well as of those things we've all said and done to get out of the next date.
Monday, May 7, 2007
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