A catalogue of dating misadventures... as well as of those things we've all said and done to get out of the next date.

Monday, May 7, 2007

From Russia with love...

One day, I opened my match.com account to check if any new hot girls have posted their profiles in my area, I found this letter in my inbox:

"Good DAY!!!

I have decided to write to you and my name is Larisa!

You profile has liked to me.

First of all I want to tell to you that I search for serious relations andI want find that with whom could to live for a long time and happily.

I would like to tell to you a little about myself. I the educated girl, a harmonious body; mine tall 5 ' 7 ", my weight 120 pounds. I cheerful, with good sense of humor. For me it is really necessary soul mate and the reliable friend!

I hope that you will answer me and I ask you to write to me. I would like to send you some pictures myself and I shall be pleased to answer you if you write to me.

I shall wait and hope, that you will not ignore my letter. Thanks!

Yours faithfully,
Larisa

PS I would like to ask you that you wrote to me on email, as I have no a lot of time to be on the Internet."

What do you think, guys, should I take my profile down for this harmonious body?

-- The Camel Rider